Rate Your Boss!

At last, now's your chance to finally give your Boss the Job Performance Rating they so richly deserve!           From our categories below which include everything from "Appearance" to "Level of Compassion", chose the description which best pegs your boss.               Once you've selected from all categories, click on the submit button (indicating either male or female boss), and we'll tabulate and compute your boss' scores -- then show you what job your boss is TRULY qualified for. So... Let's get to it!! PLEASE RATE YOUR BOSS IN THE FOLLOWING CATEGORIES YOUR BOSS' APPEARANCE  (pick which best describes them) Boss' Appearance - Click Down Arrow to Select -------------------------------------------------------- A face that would strike Stevie Wonder deaf A butt that could melt the iceberg that sank the Titanic Hairy enough to be begging for food at the entrance to Yellowstone A complexion that looks like road kill taxidermied in "Preparation H" All of the above YOUR BOSS' BASIC HYGIENE Boss' Hygiene - Click Down Arrow to Select -------------------------------------------------------- Their breath has the subtle aroma of beer vomit Body odor as pungent as an open sewer in Calcutta Enough nostril and ear hair to make Burt Reynolds a new toup Tends to confuse gerbils for suppositories Stinks worse than a monkey house on the fourth of July All of the above YOUR BOSS' PERSONALITY Boss' Personality - Click Down Arrow to Select ----------------------------------------------- All the charisma of runny ketchup A regular Stealth Bummer As delightful as a turd in a punch bowl Think Mick Jagger's all-time worst canker sore times 10,000 All of the above YOUR BOSS' INTELLIGENCE Boss' Intelligence - Click Down Arrow to Select -------------------------------------------------------- Two tacos shy a combo plate Not just missed the boat, couldn't even find the damn harbor A few fries short a happy meal Thinks dungarees are made from dung All of the above YOUR BOSS' MANAGEMENT SKILLS Boss' Management skills - Click Down Arrow to Select ----------------------------------------------- Non-existent Couldn't manage their way out of a burning Barney As useless as a self-service massage parlor A major yeast infection on your efforts to make dough All of the above YOUR BOSS' LEVEL OF COMPASSION Boss' Compassion - Click Down Arrow to Select ----------------------------------------------------- Somewhere between Hitler and Satan Their idea of music are wind chimes on a eplileptic Feels that "God's Will" should be tied up in Probate They're like an oil slick on the Sea of Love Believes the homeless should be used as paperweights Thinks CPR stands for "Call Personnel for Replacement" All of the above

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your Boss' rating and see result!

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