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Basic Physiological Differences See what makes your Boss so different from a Normal human being!
Common Boss Ailments See if you recognize any of these common afflictions suffered by your Boss!
Boss Aptitude Test See the actual, Top Secret Written Test that qualified your Boss to be Boss!
Bonehead Bosses See how TRULY STUPID Bosses can be when they put their little minds to it!!
Don't Fear The Inferior See how not to let your Boss sell you their Bill of Bull!!
Rate Your Boss! See how you, at long last, can RATE YOUR BOSS' Job Performance!!
Go To Part Two Go on to PART TWO to learn all kinds of neat tricks to really Stick it To Your Boss!! 

 

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Basic Physiological Differences





Chief






1) WHAT IS A BOSS ??

What are they made of?!  
What makes them tick ?!!  

For the definitive, no-holds-barred answer, check out these actual, scientifically verified
PHYSIOLOGICAL DIFFERENCES between Boss and Employee
...






Queen
Mean






The Big
Cheese



2) Ever wonder just what the hell qualifies your Boss to be a Boss?

It's a mystery no longer!

For the First Time Ever SEE the actual TOP SECRET APTITUDE TEST that your Boss had to pass to get their job!...


The
Captain

Bonehead Bosses



Larry Tate

3) Stunned and numbed by your Boss’ consistently stupid and downright boneheaded decisions?  

As you’ll soon see here, they’re sure not alone!...



The Head
Man



Don't Fear The Inferior!



Maestro
of  the
Mumbo-
Jumbo

4) So... Just how does that flaccid flimsiness (AKA "Boss"), get you to buy into their relentless B. S.?

Open this chapter to learn their SECRET and why your life would be so much easier if you simply DON'T FEAR THE INFERIOR!



The
Grand
Gorgonzola



Rate Your Boss!



Mr. Big

5) Having been shown beyond a shadow of a doubt that our idiot bosses have no business whatsoever rating OUR job performance, how'd you like a chance to Rate Your Boss?!

(And best of all, based on your input you'll see, once and for all, what job your Boss is REALLY qualified for)...


Go To Part Two!!






Congratulations!

Having perused the previous Chapters, you now have a thorough understanding of just what constitutes that heinous freak of nature we call "Boss"...

Now the REALLY fun part begins!

Click  "Part Two" to learn all the secrets you'll ever need to OFF THE BOSS! >WITHOUT< Getting fired!



 Physiological Differences  |  Common Boss Ailments  
 Employer Aptitude Test
 Bonehead Bosses |  Don't Fear the Inferior!

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Part Two  
 The Tire Iron Story  |  The Bag Lady Effect  | Tap a Boss' Brain
 The Inner Boss  
 | Send Your Boss an OFF THE BOSS Postcard!
  Get The Goods  
Your Certificate of Completion  | The Credits

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