1. Naugahyde 2. Yoko Ono's singing
3. Maggot ridden Buzzard entrails
4.The softer side of Sears 5. Pond Scum 6. Dog farts
7. The Frisbee 8. Vermin 9. Happy Faces
10. The "Don Ho" Show
11. Dirty diapers 12. Partially digested nachos
13. Dandruff 14. Badminton
15. The Snakmaster 16. Compost heaps
17. Any Stallone Comedy 18. The Epilady
19. Aerosol cheese 20. Abe Vigoda's ear wax
21. Shemp Howard (a somewhere between Moe and Curly Joe Stooge) 22. Pocket
Protectors
23. Wrist Corsages 24. The Doodletown Pipers
25. Midget Wrestling 26. Velcro 27. Ike Turner
28. Ice Capades 29. Rice-a-roni 30. Infected scabs
31. Pogs 32. Alien Autopsies 33. Any Ernest Movie
34. Astroturf 35. Cockroaches 36. Snot rockets
37. Those delightful K-Mart ads with Rosie and "Laverne"38. Sushi
39. Harlem Globetrotters on Gilligan's Island
40. Zippy the Pinhead 41.The Thighmaster 42. Gravy Train
43. Sally Hansen Hard as Nails
44. The "real" father of Michael Jackson's child
45. hypoglycemic Chia Pets 46. Vegamatics
47. Don King's hair
48. The Clapper 49. Chernobyl 50. Menstrual Cramps
51. Arm pit sweat stains 52. Nasal Sprays
53. Barking Spiders 54. Saliva 55. Clamato 56. Mocha Mix
57. Bile 58. Keith Richard's Complexion 59. Dingle Berries
60. Sticky buns 61. Race Driver Dick Trickle
62. "Baywatch" Bikini wax 63. Cooties
64. Clog Dancing 65. Clog Dancing Cooties
66. Public Access TV 67. Chicken McNuggets
68. Smurfs 69. Cybersludge 70. Cess pools
71. Synchronized Swimming
72. Synchronized swimming in Cess pools
73. Karioke 74. Botulism
75. Tofu 76. Futons 77. Tofutons
78. Salad Bar Sneeze Guards 79. Garbonzo beans
80. Any diarrhea inducing fat substitute
82. The DMV 82. Air Sick Bags
83. Andy Gumps 84. Road Kill
85.Goober Pyle 86. A pile of Goobers 87. Cow cud
88. Soviet Beach wear 89. Moist Towelettes 90. Paula
Jonestown
91. Wind chill 92. No-Pest Strips 93. Pooper scoopers
94. Hooked-on Phonics 95. Peptic ulcers
96. Jock itch 97. Depends 98. Voice Mail 99. Phlegm
100. Dennis Rodman's underwear drawer
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